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Shoe got me EVEN MORE Pokémon cards today :D

Decided to mess with my boss today. “Hey you want me to say something completely normal but sound like a lunatic?” Boss, intrigued :”sure.” “I put a red small wallet on your desk.” “A WHAT?!” “Red small wallet” My boss couldn’t wrap her head around what I was saying lmao 😂

Told the person I’m training today “Hold on, I’ll be right back I’m gonna eat a fish.” “Oh ok.” Solid 3 secs later “wait what?! A fish?” It was a Swedish fish lmao

Both of my Achilles heels hurt from walking Friday afternoon in the wrong shoes.

I watched "Storm of the century" today with shoe. About 1 hour and 45 minutes into the movie a couple is arguing. The guy is holding a can of juice and the label on the juice says "grade A bitching". Like the label wasn't the middle of the frame or anything it was so subtle 😂

Good stream today :D Had fun opening the Pokémon packs. All my chickens in vintage story died tho RIP

I used to play only on a laptop and got so good at using the pad people couldn’t tell I was gaming on the pad and not a mouse. Now that I’m using a mouse, my level of skill has not increased at all. 🙃

According to Google this is a pseudoscorpion and can’t hurt you or your pets but eats other bugs. This is the same as as centipede. Harmless pest eater that better not FUCKING TOUCH ME AAAAAAAAAAAH

Bruh yesterday my mod @John_Vic__ said “I can’t wait to see you pull pikachu on stream” and the first card I pulled on stream was SHINY PIKACHU! My mod is great luck 👌

I’ve been bugging my coworkers about McDonald’s Pokémon cards all day lmao

*visible confusion *

I got Pokémon cards from McDonald’s ! Thanks for taking me there shoe :)